Sex is Like F1 Racing

It might sound absurd but F1 Racing and sex sure have some stuff in common just look at this for instance...

1.Qualifying stage One of the most important aspects of F1 Racing so is Foreplay in the bedroom.

Its what gets everything started and keeps it going

The kinkier your girl acts and looks the more it makes you amped, which then makes you work harder at satisfying her so she cant wait for the race to start.

2.Pole Position The driver who gets poll position will start of as the dominant racer and definitely has the upper hand.

Make sure you use this factor in your bedroom or wherever you decide to get it on. Whether its you claiming dominance or your partner, believe me it does spice up and gives and exhilarating twist to average sex.

Its up to you and your partner whether you want to do little things like blindfolding each other or step it up a bit with handcuffs etc. But make sure both of you are comfortable and dont rush into it

3.The Car You think about your favourite F1 Car its Fast, Sleek, Powerful and something that pretty much everyone desires.

The point Im trying to make is to look after yourself

Make sure you are well groomed, smell nice, keep up with fashion and stay fit. These are all things that play a vital role in a healthy relationship and contribute an enormous amount to a great sex life.

Its simple...if she thinks youre disgusting, your not gonna get any, so touch up fellas.

4.Youre Tires Its all about the rubber nowadays whether its on the track or in the bedroom and Im not talking about your Gut.

So lube up for max performance

The same goes for safe sex, a rubber might put you off your game and yes you lose some feeling but hell its better than catching an STD so stock up boys

5.Aerodynamics Apart from the engine and driver, the most important factor to the cars performance is probably aerodynamics taking valuable seconds off lap time, improving handling and speed.

You have to see the car's aerodynamics as grooming....your pubic hair that is

To shave or not to shave is the question???

Cmon everyones seen Scary Movie where the girl takes her knickers off and a bunch of bats fly out. Getting that feeling isnt nice. You're suppose to enjoy your time down there, not wish for a machete to start trimming a jungle.

My advice to girls are to shave/wax/laser but for god sake make sure you get rid of them pubes.

For the guys out there Id say go for it, but if you dont want to go full porn star at least keep it trimmed, and the best thing is it actually looks bigger.

6.Laps and Pit Stops An average F1 Race consists of an average of about 60 laps with 2 pit stops having to be used carefully and to consideration of the track and weather conditions.

So what is it you ask F1 has to do with improving your sex life?

Quite a lot actually, take the laps for instance, that would be the amount of time you can keep going before you crash and burn. The longer the better obviously, but remember quality before quantity, the aim is to have a bit of both

The trick is to pace yourself and that is where the pit stop comes in to play.

In racing, the drivers use their pit stops with utmost accuracy and support of their Pit Team to refuel, change tyres, check for damages and adjust whatever is needed.

You can do the same by taking a break now and again, changing positions, keeping your tool lubed or even using male enhancement pills. Try to do the above when you feel you are almost about to climax by just slowing down for a bit, but still keep it going by using more hands and less tool.

So go out there grab the checkered flag and put your self back on the podium

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Regards

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A New Shirt

Everywhere you look you can see them, some are so small you can barely discern them from the fabric of your clothing, they lurk around every corner and in every crowd.

No, I am not talking about the newest strain of bird flu, or even an imminent terrorist attack, what I am describing is a weapon far more subtle and not nearly as deadly.

Logos, every piece of clothing you purchase has one these days, from jacket to underwear. Look down at your clothes, go ahead, they wont hurt you, do you see the classic checkmark of Nike? Or perhaps the stylish omega of Lululemon? From ancient Greek to a simple checkmark, these well known symbols adorn our clothing, our cars, and even our toothbrushes.

But why would anyone bother to put some checkmark or color on your shirt? Because it pays. Major corporations make billions of dollars a year off of merchandise such as clothing, and spend millions every year to make sure they make even more then next year.

Now, we all know that companies must advertise to sell a product, and they must try to make some revenue on the product in the process, its a simple factor of consumerism. Most adults know that a brand name may mean quality or a certain style, and some brands are supposedly better than others in an unofficial hierarchy.

The question is however, how do the younger generations, such as high school students, perceive these logos? Are youth these days willing to spend that outrageous 35$ for a simple t-shirt, or 70$ for a pair of shorts? Many would disagree, but if clothing companies such as Quiksilver and Nike spend millions per year on advertising targeting youth, then there must be some payoff. So if high school students are spending outrageous amounts of money on clothing just for a little logo, first of all, why? And second, where is all this money coming from?

I saw a couple buddies starting to wear them, they were something new that I noticed was becoming a lot more popular, so I decided to give them a try, says Thomas, a local highschool student. People definitely notice a unique hoodie or t-shirt compared to sweat pants and a plain t-shirt,

It seems corporations have found the best advertising front available, its free, it will last for as long as the brand stays in popularity, and it walks around, proudly showing off the miniature advertisements pasted on shirts, shoes, and pants. When do students become walking billboards? Some as early as grade 5, and if you think that a 10 year old is working double shifts at the local gas station to pay for his or hers 35$ shirt, think again. So are parents actually the true target of this assault of trendy merchandise? Perhaps a 500$ wardrobe is standard with pencils and a notebook these days.

My parents pay for some stuff mainly pants and shirts, but hoodies, hats and extra stuff I like, I have to pay for, says Thomas.

Are students working weekends and after school simply to wear their meagre salaries on their backs? Maybe so, but why not save the money and buy a car? Or maybe that new of dirt bike? Because you have to, especially in the fearful conformity of high school, if everyone is wearing white, you wouldnt want to be one of the black sheep.

Maybe there is no stopping it, it was bellbottoms then, its zip up sweatshirts now, maybe in the next few years it will be fluorescent jumpsuits or bellbottoms once again. I guess this is the price we pay for our ever so comfortable lifestyle, you basically buy your popularity these days, at 35$ a shirt. Will people stop wearing brand names? Probably not, school uniforms could be an alternative, although with everyone wearing the same brands, we basically are in school uniforms. So the next time you turn over that price tag and gasp, maybe take another look at exactly what you are buying, and instead of throwing the money down the drain, save up and buy that car (cars are also another issue, but lets not get into that.) youve always wanted, heck, you could even treat yourself to a nice meal. If we all take that advice than maybe there is a cure for this cancer of consumerism, we have the antidote to this poison, but nobody has realised that yet, not even me.

Now you must excuse me, I think I need a new pair of shoes...

Shay Pomeroy is a writer for a Canadian newspaper in Lake Country, British Columbia. He intends to pursue a career in journalism/communications.
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